A world of extremes on Worthy Farm.
Devoted Keston Kitchen followers will have enjoyed, and been somewhat overwhelmed, by Charlotte and Matt's food diaries from their gastronomic tours (see On Location Paris and On Location Sicily for the comprehensive documentation of their holiday feasting).
Not to be outdone, Rachael and I decided to document our food consumption at our annual trip to Glastonbury Festival of Contemporary Performing Arts; the funnest five days of the year.
A scary prospect, given that we usually abandon our foodie ways and focus on finding excellent bands and dancing like lunes; relying on cider and rum to fulfil our nutritional needs.
However, as we have developed into mature women, we have become increasingly aware of the fine eateries that can be found on our treks between stages. In fact, there is an array of local, health-restoring, delicious meals to be bought.
But Glastonbury is a world of extremes. You will see from the food catalogue below that we have not abandoned our festival roots - there is an irrepressible urge for fried bacon in the mornings (of whatever quality) after particularly riotous nights. And Rachael has been on autopilot on the pre-festival supermarket run for over a decade: I had to point out that there is no need for a 29 year old woman who has been on Leith's cookery courses to eat dairylea dunkers. But the shopping list hasn't changed since Reading back in '99.
Thursday
(to note Rachael has already been here for a day guarding the pitch, but no food record exists)
I arrive at midday and decide that I must immediately have a pint of cider and a burger.
This was to reward the extreme mission I had just completed - it is too traumatic to go into, but involved carrying twice my body weight in camping equipment, sequined clothing, wellies and cider through the London rush hour - train/tube/train/bus - trekking through many many muddy fields and a heroic effort with an airbed and a £2 pump.
I was just at the point of collapse when Rachael announced that Meat Wagon were making their debut appearance at Glastonbury. Halleluiah.
Rachael and Julia both ate Dubble Bubble burgers.
Generally Glastonbury involves one proper meal a day*, followed by snacking on random items from the '99 list. Therefore for dinner:
Julia: Snack a Jacks. Hummous. Bread.
Rachael: Sainsbury's pasta salad. Dried apricots.
Friday
Breakfast
Rachael: cereal bar, carton of apple juice, satsuma.
Julia: woke to the immediate realisation that cereals bars wouldn't cut the mustard and headed straight for the nearest bacon buttie vendor.
Lunch
Rachael: Bread roll, hummous, french fries (s&v), caramel chocolate wafer biscuit (those ones with the red and gold foil), apple, dairylea dunkers
(Julia still full of bread and meat)
Dinner
Rachael: Stonebaked pizza: peppers and mushrooms
Julia: Stonebaked pizza: meat feast
Saturday
Breakfast
Rachael: Cereal bar, carton of apple juice, satsuma.
Julia: Bacon baguette the size of my forearm
Lunch
Rachael:Bread roll, avocado, McCoys (steak flavour), caramel chocolate wafer, apple, dairylea dunkers
Julia: no need
Dinner
Rachael:Thali Cafe butternut squash curry with rice
Julia: Realised severe lack of veg in recent days - headed to Manic Organic for a vegetable stir fry and side salad.
Sunday
Breakfast
Rachael:Cereal bar, carton of apple juice, satsuma
Julia: Sorreen malt loaf, apple, orange juice
Lunch (or more accurately, random snacks dispersed though the day)
Rachael: carrot cake, smoothie, doritos (cool original), apple
Julia: carrot cake, watermelon, iced-coffee
Dinner
Rachael: Made a pilgrimage to Pie Minister for a Henny Penny pie (of course) - chicken and porcini mushroom. With mash and mushy peas
Julia: Discovered an amazing organic falafel stand with no queue. Falafel on flat bread with hummous and three salads (carrot and orange, beetroot, leaves)
Monday:
Let's just say it involved a service station and a very long drive. Best not to divulge.
*Unless you are Robert or Jack, in which case you buy 4 meals a day, at least one of which is a Meat Wagon burger.
**not necessarily consumed in the am.
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